beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

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meat rose

a dilapidated asshole, as from rough back door loving

a meat rose by any other name would smell as sweet

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slip the meat

Phrase usually used in conjunction with " to her", as, "slip the meat to her". Defined as putting your cock(the meat) into her, or fucking her.

Susie is passed out on the couch, so I think I'll slip the meat to her.

She'll get over it, I'll just slip the meat to her and she'll be alright.

That bitch, someone needs to slip the meat to her so she won't be so cranky.

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Jew Meat

Meat that has been prepared to conform to the Jewish dietary laws. Kosher.

Playing mad libs

Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"

Woman: "Kosher?"

Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."

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Meat Pack

An accurately weighed high premium quality glass barbeque feast.

Bro! bro!, I found a Meat Pack under the couch! - crank up the bar-b, we's gunna get spent

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slank meat

Simply, really saggy boobs. The kind that just drop to a bitches knees. Also can have pepperoni sized nipples.

Damn that bitch got them slank meat titties. The kinda that just sag to da floor

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meat bubble

A meat bubble is when you fart and it feels like a bubble rolls up your taint.

Mike's taint was tickled by a meat bubble.

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