road hammer

a long haul truck driver, or someone who likes to drive or take long road trips.

"Wow, Miami to DC without sleeping? Mike is such a road hammer!"

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road rules

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Road burger

another term for road kill... used in cases of road rage

me:THAT FUCKER JUST CUT ME OFF.
friend: uh shouldn"t you slow down?!!
Me: STFU,lM GOING TO MAKE ROAD BURGER OUT OF THAT ASS

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Road pizza

When something is crossing the road for pizza but gets splattered by a Jeep.

Woah did you see that! It’s a road pizza in the road! ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD PIZZA!

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road soldiers

Beers to be consumed whilst driving or riding in a car. Alternative term: "road sodas".

'We picked up a case and broke out one six for road sodas'.

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road rainbow

When, due to a lack of extra females, one female purchases a set of different color lipstick and proceeds to give a male driver a blowjob, applying a new color every few minutes until the driver's penis looks like a gay pride flag.

"Hey honey, why don't you pick up four extra colors of lipstick while you're in CVS, and then you can give me a road rainbow on the way to church."

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Back road

The hair leading to your ass crack.

Damn I thought his happy trail was bad, you should see his back road!

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