A phrase to describe a lazy teacher who doesn't actually teach their class! An Uncle Nobhead loves a good tommy tank whilst playing angry birds.
I wish uncle nobhead would teach us something rather than sit on his IPhone with a boner
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A man with a potato head, Uncle to many. Particularly those in the Baur family. He will not only single handedly eat your face off, but he will not hesitate to use profanity to those ages 3 and under. He will kill you.
Uncle Pat: "Get your ass up, child"
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The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.
I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!
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A cussin who dissolves uncle boxers.
"Martha is an Uncle Slayer. did you see she brought home Kevin Dockstaters Dad..."
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A trans person who has not had sex reassignment surgery.
Some Uncle Bruce on twitter has no standing to be speaking for the trans community.
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A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.
We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.
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