Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on
Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute
The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.
Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.
When you jerk off to someone or with someone in a voice chat
Chris was Winding after reading the smut novel
A figure that spins and tells you the direction of the wind itself. Like nigerian dicks attached on top of a fucking pole.
The retardation of wind vanes
Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑
Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
As a result / the aftermath
“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others”