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White trash that accused an innocent black man of raping his daughter in classic book To Kill a Mockingbird. Full name is Robert E. Lee Ewell.
That house is so run down you'd think Bob Ewell lived in it.
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The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
A great name to use when one wishes to remain anonymous in a case when one wishes to troll, and all other means of anonymity fail; meant to be used tactically when appropriate.
- "hello, this is pizza hero"
- "uh yeah, can I get 20 pizzas to 123 Smith St.?"
- "yeah, what's your name?"
- "uh...Robert, or bob if you prefer"
- "what's your last name?"
- "Onminob"
- "Okay Bob Onminob, your pizzas will be ready in approximately two hours"
(n.) 1. Director, producer, actor, and creator of the short webisode series known as "Mitchell the Intergalactic Space Traveler."
2. The Patron Saint of Cookie Breaks
(v.) To try to break free of a confined space, especially in an erratic or frenzied manner.
Did you see Ryan trying to bust out of the van?!
Yeah he was being a total Fuzzle Bob!
A person of such low intelligence that harsher insults wouldn’t be appropriate because they're too stoopid to understand.
Liotta couldn’t figure out how to plug in a lamp, what a Dumbo-Bob!
A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".
Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*
Gettin head, a dome shot, a blow job, gettin sucked off
"I was just layin back, watchin tv, coppin bobs when Nicky came over last night"