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A complete moron, although through his hilarious antics and misadventures he has come to be one of the most popular characters on the television show "Family Guy". Very fat, he tends to make remarkably strange, but also funny decisions throughout the show.
That Peter Griffin really makes the show.
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A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".
Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.
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The foreskin on an uncircumcised peter or (Penis).
The peter cuff is the fold of skin that covers the glans. The glans is the rounded tip of a man's penis. The peter cuff protects the glans from getting irritated by urine and from rubbing against clothes.
Some European men still have their peter cuff.
At a Jewish briss they remove the child's peter cuff.
the extreme hypersensitivity is just one of many consequences of not retracting your peter cuff often enough or for long enough.
I'm uncircumcised - I can roll the peter cuff back falcid without problem, erect with a bit of pain.
But the main problem is that I can't masterbate/ejaculate with it rolled back. I've tried masterbating with the peter cuff unrolled, stopping while near climax and rolling it down then trying to ejaculate as well, but the pain just stops me from finishing off.
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when you sword fight with a dildo and you get your woman in the anal hole
That peter pan was amazing!
ouch! that peter pan kinda hurt last night
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When a guy wants to send a seductive dick pic but is embarrassed by his small junk he sends a picture of the shadow of his dick so as to leave it's size up to the recipient's imagination.
Ethan: Bro, I'm so peter panning Mary right now.
Mary: OMG Ethan just peter panned me!
Susie: I wonder how big it really is...
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A man's peter in the act of shooting cum.
God! You should have seen my Peter Gunn last night! Sharin' Cocks sucked me so good, when I pulled out of her mouth, I shot about 10 times. She had about a pint of cum on her face dude!
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To properly sex up, also referred to as piping down, a woman. A particularly extraordinary demonstration of a man's ability to perform sexually.
Stephen: "What did you have to do to get Jasmine to pay your car note?"
Chris: "I Peter Pipered that bitch."
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