Ritual, ceremonial circumcision. Yiddish pronunciation of "berith" = "covenant."
3 men fainted at the last briss I went to.
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To drill a hole in someone's skull large enough for a penis to fit into and piss on their brain.
I am brissing on my pet rhinoceros' brain.
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Using a pair of Gardening Scissors to cut off your foreskin. Very similar to the Mexican Vasectomy, but cut in different spots.
"I don't have the money to get my kid a briss in the synagog."
"Just invite family over, and do a Mexican Briss."
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An intense, soul-deep yearning for someone you love deeply that surpasses the boundaries of a typical "miss".
Derived from the words Brick and Miss (exact origin remains unknown)
Briss describes a complex state where one experiences a deep sense of longing and nostalgia, yet continues to perform their daily responsibilities and obligations.
Even though Faye had just seen Darrow a minute ago, as soon as he left, she began to briss him deeply.
When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
No, Sam never had a Vermont Briss, he's from Long Island.
A guy who eats burgers all the time!!! Usually 3 burgers topped with Fountain Barbecue Sauce
"Hey look at all the burgers he is eating!!!
He must be a Briss-Burger"
*They then jump in the air and waddle their arms like a T-Rex and say Briiiiiiissss Buuuuuuurrrrrgeerrrrr*