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National grad ass day!
Pussy u won't
Yo today is national grab ass day. I'm gonna LOVE this oh boy do I love may 7th
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Grab tities day.
Boys go wild.
Girls if you wanna get them back grab their dick.
Guy, *grabs girls tits*
Girl, “hey why did you do that”
Guy, “it’s May 11”
Girl, “oh yeah” *grabs guys dick*
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A pretty nice beach in New Jersey. Like any other beach it's buzzing in Summer and dead in Winter. It has some nice stores and lots of old Victorian style buildings. It also has a concrete sunken ship. Carney's and Henry's are the best places to eat.
If you really want to see a sunken concrete ship, go to Cape May.
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May 25 is national grab ass, titties, pussy and dick day for bitches but if your a real freak than this day is where you fuck all day or even lose your virginity
Have fun on May 25
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The realest niggas bday, loyal nd friendly asl is this mans. Gotcho self a day 1 with this bday ya hurd!
Person 1: damn it's May 25th, is it anyone's bday?
Person 2: yeah I think it's that kid steven's bday.
Person 1: damn that brotha a G you feel? realest day 1 EVER
Person 2: facts bro, you right, you right.
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National eat booty day. We already know there’s this day, but if you and your mans are feeling lucky, have a 2nd day.
Man 1: Aye how was your May 4
Man 2: Aw dude it was amazing. I ate the whole ass
Man 1: Good job dude
May 2: Thanks Bro
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