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Andy is the best friend of all. He demonstrates courage, loyalty and he is fierce in the face of ugly sox. Don't put him in the microwave or he will pop happiness upon you from his penis. Andy the gay cowboy knows no nose. You'd be happy to get an handy from Andy any time of day. Particularly in the morning when the moon light is ethereal in it's glow.
If you know an Andy, then you know what it's like to be loved.
I used to be straight until I had a drink of Andy
Andy is a weirdass guy. He likes exploring and is very good with kids.
Person1: who is that singing that song?
Person2: He looks like an Andy to me
I gotta fix my hair cause with hair like this... my hair looks like me name is andy
Child with distinctive haircut
I gotta fix my hair cuz with hair like this... i look like my name is andy
Massive forehead. He also kind of looks like an albino cow. Loves to sniff and lick minors. Andy is the type of person to handshake a fistbump. His main feature is his yee-yee ass haircut and long ass fingernails. Generally in the friend group he’s the weirdo trying his best to suppress his latent homosexual desires. Talking to a girl, ugly or non - existent, makes him salivate like a dog.
Andy makes me erect.
An Andy is a term which commonly defines the worst preforming member of your Fantasy Football League. Andy's typically pretend to have vast football knowledge, however year after year it is proven that this is not the case. Typically Andy's are referred to as the "Karen's" of your fantasy league. Andy's often complain, blame others for their inability to roster decent players and produce a score which is not the laughing stock of the league week after week. In the event and Andy does produce a decent fantasy score this is usually due to some sort of coincidence and cannot be attributed to any actual ability or intellectual prowess.
1. Damn bro you better hit the waiver wire you are looking like the leagues Andy this year.
2. Listen man, you are the Andy that drafted your team... Do not blame other for your toilet bowl squad of ragamuffins.