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WOW! Madison's Fuckin Awesome at being Awesome
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Bear Grylls: Hey did you know butterflies taste with their feet?
Me: No way?!
Bear Grylls: Yeah, I saw it on the Discovery channel. The World Is Just Awesome
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To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...
Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...
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It is pure awesomeness but in sauce form which makes it cooler..
Johnny: I just ollied that grandma over there!
Joseph: I just ate spaghetti...!
Zach: Awesome Sauce, dudes....
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Pure energy of the awesome kind, that has been so chilled it has reached the liquid stage.
Often resembles molten metal, but exhudes smoke-like essence and in some extreme cases Lazers. Not to be confused with Lasers.
'In this experiment we will be examining the properties of Pure Liquid Awesome'
'ZOMGROFLOMFG THAT'S PURE LIQUID AWESOME!!!1!ONE!!'
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Something even better than awesome. Basically if something is so totally epic it exceeds awesomeness then it becomes awesome sauce.
Person 1:That was so epic it exceeded epicness!
Person 2: Dude it was awesome sauce.
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Belongs to a formula, "Ten Kinds of (adj)" which is in wider use. To be ten kinds of awesome is to be emphatically good, just as to be ten kinds of (a negative quality) would be emphatically bad.
Dude, this band is ten kinds of awesome.
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