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HOLY SMOKES!!!! HE HAS BATTLE PILLARS!!!!! I WANT TO BE HIS FREIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definition: A heavyset nipple protruding, extremely angry woman who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way or to prevent her from exacting revenge.
This vicious, angry woman took out six cops, two pit bulls and a cracked out skid to exact revenge on a 7-Eleven or store owner who cheated her out of $.60 because she chose the wrong flavour of Doritos. An onlooker said “What a Battle cow!”
A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.
That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”
A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle”
An Aux battle is a music competition between 2 or more people. Typically a 1v1 or 1v1 bracket. An Aux battle is a battle typically consists of people versing each other with various songs and artists, the winner is decided by someone who isn't playing or is voted by a twitch chat. (Rules may vary but stay pretty consistent to these). Popularized by Youtubers and Streamers like Plaqueboymax, Patrick CC, h0ldenlol, YourRage, any many others.
Friend 1: (chilling in car) Bro I'm mad bored.
Friend 2: we should do an aux battle!!
You: FAX BRO THATS GONNA BE SO FUN I saw plaqueboymax doing one with his viewers the other day!
Typically a type of ambush attack where one or more people who critique a word someone uses which results to people using literal, strict and obtuse interpretations of dictionary definitions to prove they're right. These people will selectively choose definitions to argue with and disregard definitions--even from the dictionary they're using--to contradict their interpretation of what a word means.
When Harry said he loved the movie The Matrix, Jonas started a dictionary battle when he interjected that Harry didn't actually "love" the movie because he wasn't romantically attracted to it and that he should "like" the movie instead.