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an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)
I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.
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Snorting a line off a hot bitch's ass.
Hey man I'm going to do a booty bump off this bitch's ass.
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The upsurge in polling a candidate receives after appearing in public with a newborn.
Mayor Shoenfeld experienced a baby bump as he soared to victory after going on a baby kissing rampage.
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When two people are both fisting a girl at the same time. One fisting the vagina and the other fisting the arsehole. While both are fisting the fists hit each other as a form of a bump. 'Fist Bump'
Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with Ashlee?
Guy 2: Me and Steve totally fist bumped her last night, she's such a slut!
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speed bump
You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at the Bar and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.
I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the not too cute chick with her, or overweight friend (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.
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The snorting of a narcotic (i.e. Cocaine or Heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and anus
Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!
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The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...
Hym "You there! Idiot!"
Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."
Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"
Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
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Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭
Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
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