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Self explanitory...
...Blood-stained jizz.
Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.
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extreme dairy product to be used as a self-defence weapon in life-threatening situations. thrown as projectile in assailant's direction, causing disorientation, confusion, and panic. minimal blast radius, but high shock value. comes in various strengths. side effects may include lubrication, nausea, development of an australian accent, and diarrhea.
also good on toast.
Gertrude: Oh my God! We're being robbed!
Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!
(hurls panic butter, then exit)
Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!
(stands around confused until arrested)
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An act usually done after sex, when the male or female smears the "Juices" or "Sexual Aftermath" into the other persons face.
Butter The Pan
Buttered The Pan
Buttering The Pan
"If my girl cums on me again, I am gona "Butter The Pan"
with it"
"You should have see the look on her face after I Buttered her Pan"
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The curded medley of perspiration, dead skin, nether hair and miscellaneous
material gathered between the tigh and the scrotum as a result of a hard days
work.
The mail man is a great producer of duck butter, after a hard days work in the hot sun.
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The sucking of peanut butter off a niggers dick from animals such as dogs, pigs, elephants, and crocodiles etc.
Dakota: hey anth. did u get nugger buttered about 5 min ago?
Anthony: Ummm no why?
Dakota: because i saw a crocodile walkin outta your house with peanut butter on his face, u nigger.
Anthony: O yaaa i am a nigger and yes i did get nugger buttered:)!
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While at the movies, you take a tub of popcorn and make a hole at the bottom. Then you stick your dick through it and while watching the movie, your date sticks her hand in it as if to grab popcorn. This will look that way to the movie-goers around you. In reality, she jerks you off inside the tub until you cum all over the popcorn and then she eats it. Hence: butter the popcorn.
Sean: "I'm taking Melissa to the movies tonight. You know how easy she is, so I know we are going to butter the popcorn. I'll text you tomorrow and tell you all about it in complete detail. I'll even save you some of the popcorn."
Matt: "Dude, isn't that kind of gay?"
Sean: "Hey, I won't tell if you don't."
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When you ejaculate all over your penis during masturbation, but still have the urge to keep going, henceforth making the semen a lubricant for more stroking
The trouble butter made my second cumming even better.
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