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The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.
Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling
Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!
Person B: Kill yourself!
When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!
Someone with a hairy anus/taint.
Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack
Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.
Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.
A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not
Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician
1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.
Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.