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Facebook Guilt

Facebook Guilt: An attempt to support or bring attention to a cause by posting a guilt-inducing status update along the lines of "If you believe/don't believe in ___________, repost for the next _______ minutes/hours/days;" the implication being that if you don't repost you are taking a stand AGAINST said cause.

An example of Facebook Guilt: I care about America’s soldiers – IF YOU CARE TOO YOU MUST REPOST THIS!!

by SmartassMommies February 22, 2012

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facebook followup

The conversation that happens at work or school the day after a particularly significant status message is postedβ€”referring to the content and either remarking on its wittiness or asking for more details. Can lead to awkward situations if someone in the near vicinity of the facebook followup is not a friend of the person who made the post.

Kyle: Man I wish Marla hadn't refused my friend request. She and Tim were having a facebook followup at the water cooler this morning and I had no idea what they were talking about.

Walter: Sucks to be you, doesn't it?

by Commentator X August 15, 2011

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Facebook Sportscaster

n; That person that uses their Facebook status to give by play by play of whatever sporting event they are watching.

v: Facebook Sportscasting - the act of updating your status after every play of whatever sport you are watching.

On Sunday, during football season, Facebook is full of Facebook Sportscasters that keep updating us on how their team is doing.

by vic vega22 June 14, 2011

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Facebook Abortion

When someone screws up on facebook so badly that it causes a shit storm of "defriending", "blocking" people, and general mayhem

I found out my ex-girlfriend was a whore and told everyone on facebook which caused a fury of deleting friends, being deleted and vilified on her friend's pages; a total Facebook Abortion

by Banging the Beldam January 13, 2010

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facebook reflex

The unconscious reflex that continually brings you back to Facebook without knowing how you got there.

Wait, why am I reading my middle school girlfriend's wall posts again?... Aw, damn you Facebook Reflex! Not again!

by Aplusbar January 14, 2010

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Facebook Troll

(Trollus familiarus)

A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the (perhaps subconscious) desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor.

Congrats on winning the Nobel Prize, it's hard to believe you're the same guy that crapped your pants in third grade β€” signed, your Facebook Troll

by teeceeTO July 11, 2010

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facebook fakeout

when you accept a friend request (via facebook) from a chick that looks hot in her picture - but upon looking at the profile you realize she is:

a) a fatty

b) not the girl in the picture

c) something else that pisses me off.

"This hot bitch requested me the other day and then i realized she pulled a facebook fakeout on my ass"

"Bitches and hoes, man. Bitches and hoes."

by pizzaman2o1o January 5, 2008

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