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Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017


Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.

Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".

by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022


relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire October 1, 2014


goggle n gargle

when you get good head off someone that wears glasses

got some goggle n gargle the other night, was decent

by LJD2807 May 23, 2023


Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.

I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!

by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018


Clout goggles

clout goggles or gogy goggles are a good way to become very popular. the youtuber georgenotfound in famous for using them. Rappers also use them alot,and get pretty dang popular

a popular pair of glasses.

rapper fan. i got clout goggles
other rapper fan. no fair! i want clout goggles

by LactoseMan323 November 4, 2021


Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)

Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.

by Aristondemos October 30, 2020