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racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding July 13, 2008


chirped his chips

An impressive array of vomited materials, possibly of the projectile type

Spinelli (referring to T J's black eye): I haven't seen that many colors on one face since Crackers the Clown chirped his chips in our classroom!

by Agent Doof July 13, 2021


shit his socks

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.

That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!

by Sargenitals July 6, 2018


Busted his Jerry

When a guy takes it in the ass for the first time.

I took your brother out last night and busted his Jerry,I bet his ass hurts this morning.

by Toomb June 8, 2017


Borrow his dryer

Another convenient term describing a masking activity or ruse, when the real underlying event is to hook up, often after a highly emotional breakup, including a move out.

An-gele, who recently broke up with Erik von Eric, is going over to his place Saturday to "borrow his dryer", since the one at her new place "isn't working".

by irishbulldog88 February 24, 2012


Tickled his wiener

When something is said or discovered that unexpectedly intrigues you or grabs your attention.

Auditor 1: Man, Dan is really scowering those records.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.

by Bpopp July 14, 2013

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sack and his boys

To insert a fat chode into another boys anus.

I sack and his boys into your dad.

by Sack and his boys November 15, 2017