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when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them
That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.
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Peeing into someone's vagina is called a hot sarah
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The optimal temperature for hot beverages such as Tea, Coffee, or Hot Coco, that is between luke warm and hot but slightly warmer than what one might consider averagely warm.
Ahhhh I love when my coffee is luke hot, it is the absolute ideal temperature!
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When the gardener convinces the cleaning senorita to hastily perform a traditional or spicy "hot carl" maneuver in one of the unoccupied rooms before their lunch siesta.
I was shocked when I came back from windsurfing and found the cleaning senorita was crying in the shower while the maintenance guy was just laying there on the floor. With that hot carlita dried chilli that spilled all over his face and down the ferociously chewed layers of seranwrap that had been spooled around his head.
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On a construction site, a girl that looks like a dime. When she gets in public tho that dime loses value.
On construction site
Guy 1 "maaan you see that ol girl over there? Shes lookin good."
Guy 2 "na man thats called construction hot. Shes a dime out here when your lookin at sweaty dudes with porn star mustaches all day, but get her in the club and sit her next to a some big tittied blondes and she'll look like the horse from secretariat"
Kim kardashian's ogre sister might be construction hot
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When i was done, i sopped up my hot mayo from her belly snd made her a sandwich
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When it is weird to straight up say your hot so you say lowkey hot
Hey Blake I really like you
Blake:Really do you think im hot
Your Lowkey hot
Blake:Thx!
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