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When you call in sick, but you are not really sick. You are just sick of work!!! It's when you need a day off (badly) to recover, and get yourself ready for the daily grind (again).
Hello Boss? I'm sick. Do I have the Flu bug? No..... I've got the work bug. I've got it really bad- full on hives and sh*t. I'll be back tomorrow.
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literally eats her own genitals! I don’t know what’s fucking wrong with her she tells people she’s a girl but she had a 2inch stubby Wang! She’s so weird she tries to suck her own Wang all the dam time!!!
Person-EMILY WORK R U A BOY OR A GIRL OR A FUCKING THING
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also know as zmw123 zooming work is A online developing social network company. That started off in 200. zooming work is still developing as we speak they own online a social sites, fishycp,online telvitation that shows top 40 music and coming soon a stationery site and much more to come.
zooming work know as zmw123 in 200 a online soicle network like facebook but smaller in some ways and bigger.
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A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.
I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
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She's fake, starts drama, self conscious allways staring at everyone else, she tries to intimidate but is yet a coward never says anything to your face. Her personality is usually as fake as her look, along with the common died hair is fake gaudy looking nails, and her fake ass "tan" makes her look like a lobster, take a break you look scared or embarrassed all Damn day not Tan. Usually hard to distinguish which sags more her chin or her tits, get a good bra to hold the fatty tittitys up. This type of individual usually wears clothes that are to small or slutty to Reveiel cleavage that's unwanted to view, she usually talks shit about others to make her self feel better, and getting someone to join her white trash Bitchy ways usually makes her day. She usually a hypocrite for example posting about people who a racist all day long prob because she is racist her self and feels guilty she only dates black guys and she's white. Maybe it's all she can get. She usually thinks very highly for what she is prob went to a school for the mentally incapable not becuase she was dumb or lazy but incompetent. Her stomach usually looks like world war 5 wit scars that look like the map to north America, and she hasn't even had mixed baby's yet. This type of girl usually will stary college and brag but it gets the best if her when she can't complete it and drops out. She's just still the bitch as work that everyone wishes would have passed or finished to get out.
The bitch at work is a conceited but Dee down self conscious miserable nasty coward,
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That not-all-there dreamlike state you're in while at work. Typically diminishes as soon as you leave work. It tends to diminish slower on Mondays and fastest on Fridays. Common symptoms include endlessly staring into space and answering any and all questions with a simple huh what did you say.
Hey man {peers over cubical wall} you don't seem like you're all here today. Oh he's just in work fog.
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Any clothing that is dirty and you wear when working with anything that has grease. It is also any shirt that you have to wash many times to get it wearable.
Parent: "Are you washing your work shirt again?"
Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.
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