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The web browser equivalent of trying not to get mugged in Newark, New Jersey.
Firefox = The shit
IE = The suck
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Taken from Somethingawful.com -
The Internet Gadfly is easily mistaken for a troll, but is actually far more pathetic and common than the troll. Whereas a troll is an artificial construct, the Internet Gadfly is desperate to invest himself emotionally in his attempts at disruption. The Internet belongs to him and how DARE you do something of which he does not approve. The Internet Gadfly will often initially seem benign, but he will soon attach himself to the power structure somewhere - on a forum, on IRC or even on Usenet - and then things will go horribly wrong. Internet Gadfly will begin griping constantly and pushing boundaries. He will eventually attempt to foment rebellion and, failing this, retreat to a sort of sub-community that exists solely to harass the community that exiled him. Fortunately, Internet Gadfly will find many outcast comrades to take up the cause with him.
You are such an internet gadfly/
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Someone who uses wikipedia for anything and everything.
Instead of using mental power, they use wp "insert here" in mozilla.
"Hey evan what are you eating with"
wp kitchen utensils
"Ohh.. its a fork"
"You internet faggot."
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Someone who's play Counter-Strike and/or use any form of internet lingo.
ie. 'pwn', '1337' etc.
An internet junkie is someone who spends the same amount of time on the internet as these people, but instead use good things: urbandictionary, erowid, pillreports and talk to friends.
A variation is the 'internet slut'.
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A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl.
(After boss sees nude picture on his employees computer.) My boss thinks I'm an Internet cowboy but his secretary's got news for him.
Even if your brother was a Internet cowboy he should have asked my cousin out by now.
I can tell ya right know she ain't lookin for no Internet cowboy.
My daughter says your teenager ain't nothin but an Internet cowboy.
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An insecure racist bastard (redneck or otherwise) who thinks that the "Anonomynity" of the internet allows them to say racist things they are too chicken-shit to say outside their MySpace, or Facebook, or Urban-dictionary definition of Obama.
John: I don't like this video. I'll add a comment that says
"Stupid Niggerz can fuk temselvves cauz der black"
Bill: Don't be such an Internet Racist
John: Wait a minute... go check your MySpace!
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When someone tries to act all big and cool on the internet by posting offensive and rude posts and comments on forums, youtube, etc. Often done to attempt to feel good about one's sad pathetic lonely life.
Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!
Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
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