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Kim jong un

Supreme leader he wants true peace not these communist nations like USA and their dick riding friend Israel known for stopping WW3 #kimforlife

Johny: โ€œKim Jong Un is so awesome why does everyone hate him?โ€
Jonathan: โ€œBecause Johny - he wants change just like how MLK wanted change.โ€

by Thebadgerwadger June 9, 2018

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Kim Jong Un

OUR OVERLORD. THE ONE WHO WILL START AND END THE NUCLEAR WAR WITH HIS STARVED ARMY AND HIS 5'7" frame weighing more than Trump who is 6'2"

KIM JONG UN IS GOD

by LimDel March 21, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kim K

Whilst many think of Kim Kardashian, the real Kim K is a beautiful, kind and amazing girl, who never fails to impress. Whislt she may say stupid things at times, she is always funny. She is also the best girlfriend any dude can have. Also very sexy and talented.

Kim K is a real sweetheart.
Why is Kim K so beautiful?
Dude, did you see Kim K, she is a real sweetheart!!

I love Kim K.

by Louis Louis Louis July 10, 2017

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KIM JONG UN

An extremely wonderful person who treats his people with the greatest things, including poverty and communism. He has extremely great looks and he is sought out to be a God, being a God his people try to be just like the majestic.

Kim Jong Un is my example and I will do anything to be just like him.

by ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ January 18, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


kim jong-il

Probably the funniest man alive. this nigga is one of the few if not only nigga to stand up to all other countries he thinks is whack. this rebel fires missiles when he feels like it, even if it means 80% of his citizens are dyin. niggaas got no morals but makes up fo it with his great collection of wine, cognac, mercedes, and his private army (which is the second largest in the world only after the US. hah, sike. well in number only lmfao)
as in real life, theres always gotta b a "bad guy" in order to maintain balance of power and morals. well, jongil is one of the worlds few "ultra bad guys" and hes necessary in order to have a reason for the existence of the CIA, MI7, and various other counter intelligence organizations which would be left jobless without the so called villains. too bad hes gon die one day. but by then the other funny psycho dictator will take his father's place as dictator of north korea.

this tradition of N.K. will continue until the public realizes their situation despite the stateoftheart propaganda of NK. and when NK collapses, the world will realize tht they made amistake. without NK, the US alone wud have quite a fewextra jobless people trained to kill people and sabotage countries. and well then, those human killers wud b wuite pissed at the US president and wud most likely start a revolt. funy part is that theyd actually fuck up the government. lets hope tht doesnt happen lolll.

person1: yoo son i jus heard about this dictator in japan tht starves his people and fires missiles!

person2: u mean kim jong-il of NK?

person1: yee

person2: nigga, u deadass gon tell me this is news? shits been goin on for half a centur. its a NK tradition and lifestyle.

person1: thats horrible, i hope kimjong also starves

person2: lmfao. yo tht nigga has a fleet of merc on deck with some

fuckin limited hennessee XO cognac and a set of mansions thruout NK. in short, he a G haha

person1: damn, nigs livin the life

by wudnt u like to know. July 31, 2010

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Kim Min Soo

Also known as Min Soo Kim: A Korean heavyweight mixed martial artist and 1996 olympic silver medalist in Judoka. He is known for his impressive kickboxing career but also for his failing mma career. With a mixed martial arts record of 3 wins and 7 losses (5 of those losses came by way of knockout but 6 were from strikes altogether). Kim was made most famous for his one sided loss against Brock Lesnar who after taking Kim down within the first few seconds of the bout, proceeded to punch him in the head until he submitted.

If there was a glass jaw, then Kim's jaw would be made of fine china. Before his fight against Lesnar, he was best known for being put to sleep by well known fighters such as Bob Sapp, Ray Sefo, a seasoned Don Frye, and Mighty Mo Siliga.

Weaknesses aside, Kim is known for his heart in coming out to fight again even after a loss.

Dude did you see Kim Min Soo? He was just holding onto Brock Lesnar while getting punched in the head.

by namnaes March 24, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


kim jong-il

the only leader in the world whos not afraid to bust Bush's ass

kim jong-il is a jackass, but hes got guts

by fukinharriet January 11, 2006

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