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Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 21, 2018


crossfit lesbians

lesbians who attend CrossFit gymnasiums, participate in the CrossFit fitness regimen, and/or compete in CrossFit competitions.

guy 1: why are there so many hot chicks at this gym?
guy 2: crossfit lesbians, dude

by noumismata January 13, 2017


lesbian wishbone

When two girls use a double sided dildo simultaneously then make a wish before pulling out. The girl that retains the dildo in her snatch will have her wish granted.

Girl1: Wanna wishbone (lesbian wishbone)? I'll make all your wishes come true.
Girl2: You betcha.
Minutes later....
Girl1: You got some pussy muscles on you girl, what was your wish.
Girl2: *giggles* If I tell you, it won't come true!

by nederninja October 30, 2009


forced lesbian

A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.

Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.

by horse man June 27, 2007


liquid lesbian

A woman who identifies herself as a heterosexual, but after several shots will make out with other women.
straight by day, gay by night.

Sarah Jo loves being with men and would never date a woman until she starts drinking and then becomes what the gay community calls, a liquid lesbian

by jazzy42000 October 25, 2010


uhaul lesbian

The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.

John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.

by bitchbox42069 June 22, 2020


lesbian hat

This is were 2 lesbians put there entire head in to thier partners vagina- a lesbian hat.

It is a form of oral lesbian vagina sex.

The vagina must be wet to do this.

The vagina must be a bucket and very wet to participate in this form of oral sex- the lesbian hat.

by yositherobot February 28, 2011