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(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.
This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.
(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.
(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
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When a man is having intercourse with 3 women, and ejaculates between the bottom two, but still gets left out.
I’m gonna make this lesbian BLT extra creamy.
A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.
Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!
When two girls use a double sided dildo simultaneously then make a wish before pulling out. The girl that retains the dildo in her snatch will have her wish granted.
Girl1: Wanna wishbone (lesbian wishbone)? I'll make all your wishes come true.
Girl2: You betcha.
Minutes later....
Girl1: You got some pussy muscles on you girl, what was your wish.
Girl2: *giggles* If I tell you, it won't come true!
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A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.
Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.
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A woman who identifies herself as a heterosexual, but after several shots will make out with other women.
straight by day, gay by night.
Sarah Jo loves being with men and would never date a woman until she starts drinking and then becomes what the gay community calls, a liquid lesbian
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This is were 2 lesbians put there entire head in to thier partners vagina- a lesbian hat.
It is a form of oral lesbian vagina sex.
The vagina must be wet to do this.
The vagina must be a bucket and very wet to participate in this form of oral sex- the lesbian hat.
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