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Mental issues counseling is a group of three friends who have mental problems and dare each other to do stupid things. If one dies then the others will die laughing at the fact that their friend died. They will establish an island named crotch island (seriously no joke it’s an island near our town) they will earn a mental badge for completing a ridiculously crazy, stupid and fun dare their friend set for them. They will stay up all night talking to each other because they are just that frickin cool and they will eat a whole container of ice cream just to go to XC and race each other like maniacs. They will annoy the crap out of their teachers who surprisingly still like them. MIC gets together and counsels each other even tho they thing counseling is stupid (cause it is) they are known by triple trouble at school but are only misdemeanor level bad not like criminals, jeez we are just kids! They may or may not do extensive research and put ridiculous time into revenge. They will enter a room like they own the place (because they do) they are kinda like dojo cat and saweetie if you know what I mean by that except that there are three of them. If someone met MIC they would think that are sworn enemies by the way they act to each other, that’s just how close thier friendship is. These girls are ruthless yet can be sweet to anyone who doesn’t know them. If you don’t have a friend group like MIC ur life must be sad and u r probably lonely, so sad.
Damm what did MIC do today?! They are so cool and hilarious I would love to be friends with them but they are exclusive!
Sincerely, MIC (mental issues counseling)
After she got called that Johnny was busted for pot, his mom took a wicked gross mental fit.
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Refer to George W. Bush and his whole ****ing Oligarchy
The dictat-president is a mentally deficent glove puppet.
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what people who write the disgusting definitions are
that was unholy lesser degree mentally stunted adults
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1. A homosexual thing which is not frog like that is sitting on a chair with mental problems
2. Very Bad
1. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair.
2. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair
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The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
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A police interrogation method similar to good cop/bad cop except it replaces the Bad cop with a mentally disabled cop.
that's it... we will have to use Good cop/Mentally disabled cop on him.
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