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A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.
Someone's playing the poop tuba in stall number two.
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Yo Kev, I heard Ty fucked you up on saturday.
Hells no cuz. I did that nigga up...Geometric Poop.
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poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.
“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with some old bluehair in the Target bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from ‘High Noon.’
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Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.
Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!
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One who waits to poop until they get to a safe pooping environment.
Nancy: Wow that felt good!
Geoff: What?
Nancy: I just pooped for the first time in 3 days because i couldn't go at your parents house this weekend.
Geoff: Thats fuckin unbelievable . . . you are such a poop camel!
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foul odor from mouth caused by an infection or impacted tooth
she has poop mouth cause of her impacted wisdom tooth
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The chunky smelly fishy gagging rot that collects inside the vagina. As it becomes overfilled, it forces its way out, forming matter referred to as twat poop.
That skanky girls twat poop smelled so bad from ten feet away that I wanted to gag.
That women had flies buzzing around her crotch. She must be pooping twat poop.
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