poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.
“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with some old bluehair in the Target bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from ‘High Noon.’
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When you are sitting on the toilet in a public restroom and need to take a dump but you know its going to be loud so you are waiting for everyone to leave the restroom...unfortunately there is another person in the restroom doing the same thing...so you are both waiting for the other to leave.
I need to use the bathroom but I can't because I lost in the poop-off with the other girl in there
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Trent: Mom, don't interrupt me while I'm pooping off
Trent's mom: Sorry son
Trent's Dad: hurry up, I wanna poop off too
Trent: Wait your turn
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The more appropriate term of implying that you are angry or mad during a current situation. Or brought up from a past event.
1) My caught caught on fire and died this morning. Now I'm just really pooped off!
2) Don't mess with me right now, I'm just really pooped off.
3) I think I pooped off my neighbors last night by blasting my music past midnight.
This is a chemical I can buy for my African Parrot to clean his cage. It is called Poop-Off and dissolves bird droppings.
Hey Chipper, guess what? I am going to clean your house with some Poop-Off!
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This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.
Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"
Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
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"Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.
Shit Fred! Poop or get off the pot, I need a fucking answer.