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Tossing the salad of a midget.
Dude, you totally tossed that midget's salad! Aw yeah, a side salad...
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When someone puts shit on yo salad that you don't want. It makes you wanna slap a hoe.
Howie Miller put cabbage and cucumbers on my salad. He is da Salad NazIIII.
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The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.
The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.
I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.
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Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"
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A thick layer of curly hair on a the back of a man, usually spotted at the beach or other shirtless venues. Resembles a black noodle salad.
"Did you see that back salad at the beach?"
"I just couldn't take it anymore, his back sald was all over the sheets."
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Three different brands of vadka.
Either all mixed together or taken one after the other in quick succession
Guy 1: Dude you were so smashed last night, what happened?
Guy 2: I dont know, last thing i remember is having a Russian Salad.
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Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.
That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.
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