Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying
"What if I didn't have toes?"
"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"
Dick sweat.
The sweat of a man's crotch.
Nigga I'm about to rub my sausage grease on your face.
When you nut in a girl and don’t tell her.
Last night I Was hitting it and I have her the suppressed sausage and ran.
A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.
Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?
A pale, light-skinned, flaccid penis.
My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.
One of the kindest names to call someone
You're such a dumb sausage
Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.
She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.