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When someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a "shit glacier".
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
"Man, I had to climb through a shit glacier to get to the upstairs restroom!"
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A shit found in a public men's room that is so massive it spans the entire width of the toilet bowl and cannot be flushed unless broken into pieces with a shit stick
Oh my God! This massive shit was in the toilet. There was no way to flush it unless I smashed it with a shit stick!
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British nickname for Washington Husky basketball player Matthew Bryan-Amaning.
Dude 1: The Huskies are playing.
Dude 2: Here's to hoping Chowder Shit doesn't play!
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1.Someone who cannot change their past, no mater how hard they try to change it.
2.The old saying "a leopard can't change it's spots" with the word shit placed in front of leopard. Coined by Julian's cop girlfriend Erica on the Trailer Park Boys.
1. That Timothy Johnson is a shit leopard.
2."Julian's friend Ricky, in my opinion, is a shit leoopard that can't change it's spots"
-Erica, Trailer Park Boys
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Something to say when you are pissed or lose a game
Alexis- *loses game on phone*
Alexis- *throws phone on table* "Shit nigger'"
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Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.
"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."
"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"
"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."
*Sound of can being opened*
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A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.
This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?
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