lonk

Typographical error that means 'Link'
It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU.

House for a hunfred bucks!
lonk

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lonk

v. German. To shit oneself on orgasm.

Dude 1: So you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: It's been awhile since I been with someone and I was getting off and when I came, I instantly shit my self and all over my bed!
Dude 1: You F@cking Lonked!!

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lonk

A link that is non-functional because there is something wrong in the URL

ttp://somewhere
ww.somewhere

lonk

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lonk

n. a word used to describe a person when debating between saying loser and punk.

guy 1: dude, stop acting like that.

guy 2: like what?
guy 1: like a frickin lonk...

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HEY THAT SHEEP IS NAMED LONK

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lonking

to poo whilst having sex, or to cum up someones ass and then they poo

dude, jane did some major lonking last night

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Lonk

A "name" or "title" that means "The Aborted Legend"

"Hello, my name is (insert name) but you can call me Lonk."

"Damn, that man is a Lonk."

"Guys I'm Lonk!"

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