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When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back.
Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!
Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!
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“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”
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Admonition to someone who cannot stop playing Angry Birds.
Jimmy! Step away from the birds! Put down your phone and put on your jacket. No, you cannot play "just one more..."
A phrase said by a no-life piece of shit after having accomplished any slight amount of physical activity during the day.
Bob: Whew! Man, I wish the elevator wasn't broken; I had to take the stairs. But at least I got my steps in today.
A person that says that they are better,smarter or that they have an advantage against a person
You think you fooled me? I am always one step ahead of you Mike.
The act of dancing on a fat man's stomach, while releasing a large bout of explosive diahrrea. Then proceeding to cum on his diahrrea covered belly.
Thomas: Hey Connor, how about we go do the old Turkish Two Step
Connor: Alright, let me go on your belly this time though, it is unfair how you always get to go on my belly.
Thomas: Fuck man, alright. Get extra strength laxative this time.
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