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A group of Dick Craving metrosexuals hell bent on butt funneling to the point of utter in toxication causing a serious case of whiskey dick leading to a life time of friend zones. Also they are terrible at any and all fantasy sports.
Team Stone Team Stone
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When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.
Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."
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A stone that is made of or creates cum. The stone is usually blue and is presented in fontcest fan art (unfortunately)
“Bro is that the cum stone”
“it’s a blanket”
“but blue”
“No”
“cum”
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When you pass a kidney stone while cumming on a woman's forehead.
Yo did you hear what Ralph did to that girl last night?
Yeah I heard he did The Mind Stone on his bitch.
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You're Stone Age You Wouldn't Even Know What To Do With It
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A man who, after a divorce, cuts off his ring finger so he'll never remarry.
The stone heart's symbol was his missing ring finger.
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A hard bogey that hurts to pick. Scratching your nose and making you bleed.
"Oi!! Stop picking your nose Chris!"
"Sorry Leah I had a bogey stone that just needed to come out....my god it hurts...."
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