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When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.
I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.
Take the Plug means to take the plug out of someone's life support,
a.k.a kill that person
Dad: "I heard John almost died in a car accident"
Mom: "Let's go Take the Plug"
An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).
Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”
Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”
a derogatory remark in reference to a person or people from the state of michigan.
person 1 :wow, bob is a jerk!
person 2 : yeah hes from michigan
person 1: oh i should've figured he's a dirty mich-take
The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.
I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.
The act of purging and unfollowing undesirable friends on your Twitter account. See also: Facepoop
Dude, I need to Take a Shwitter, my feed is foul with morons.
Irish slang
Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.
"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.
"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."
"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"