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Hannah Mae is the name of the sexiest girl on the planet. She is so funny and she has the best body ever . She could be a model. She is so kind and amazing.
“Kendal Jenner is such a Hannah-Mae!” “How?” “..because! Hannah-mae is someone who is sexy and funny and amazing , and thats what she is !”
Hannah Montana is Hannah Monotonal.
That bitch can't sing she must worship Hannah Monotonal.
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A horrible Disney Channel show.
From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):
Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.
So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.
Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.
Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".
Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:
"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"
"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
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Hannah Montana is literally the MOST AWFUL thing to have happened to the world.
She ('IT' rather)is a wannabe, an anorexic, fugly bitch and it will only last as long as the viewers don't realise that they are no longer toddlers.
It claims to be rock, but, i will tell you, just because it has guitars, that DOES NOT mean that it is rock.
I swear unto you reading this, that if I ever meet the fucktarded, anorexic, wannabe, fake-rocker who claims to be smart, beautiful, healthy and 100% real, I will drag her into a dark alley, I will torture her until she begs to be let go. And then, I will pull out a knife, chop off her tongue so she can't sing, then I will gouge her eyes out so she can't see anymore, and then i will slit her throat and go all the way down her front and I will leave her for the rats.
*Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump are quietly talking about their upcoming tour when they hear an unholy racket coming from next door*
*Pete throws the door open and sees Hannah Montana attempting to perform rock music*
*Patrick gets pissed off and grabs a gun*
Hannah Montana: WAIT GUYS! I'm your fellow rock-
*BANG*
*Hannah Montana drops dead and Pete and Patrick throw a party to celebrate Hannah Montana's death*
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flat and fat... but hey it rhymes! all jokes aside hannah is one the the flattest girls you know. has zero ass and looked like someone just cut it off.
dude did you see that girl? yes dude she totally is a hannah!
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hannah is a cool kid but she kinda sucks at most things. she can be a hoe but most of the time she's cool and chill. she gets obsessed over stupid frick like Hamilton and other stuff. Hannah isnt a person you want to be friends with but she's still a cool kid. also her bestie andrea is a cool kid too
hannah is very cool but not always
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amazing couple, both think it but neither will say it.
couple, hannah and jeremiah
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