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A working day where an employee starts late, has a long lunch, goes missing for long periods during the day and then leaves early
A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao
Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me
Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.
The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -
A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.
That cat at the party was ranger dave with them bitches.
A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.
Mini Dave.
Daves are the Scouse slang for cigarettes
What's happening lad , got any Daves for me ?
A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe
Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead