moon waffle
When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.
Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'
To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)
Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.
A magnificently decorated waffle
That waffle is so amazing looking, it must be a queenly waffle.
A person who looks like a flattened vagina.
"You look like a cunt waffle."
a balicious shobe that gets sent letters from close friends
Wow, look at dieggo waffles over there
when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle
she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast
A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.