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What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
A person being attractive by their opposite sex without the person giving any effort to improve his/herself.
Friend 1: Does every girl likes this guy because he's tall?
Friend 2: No, its because he's "Sex Privileged"!
When someone can't control their bowls when they orgasims... They shit at the same time as they climax .
That Babcock , he's a real sex shitter.
Look at that little sex shitter go
What Greg (with 2 Gs) does every day.
Dang, Greg is one sexy ass towboater, he out here pushin steel with sex appeal!
Very strategic and carefully planned sex hook-up, often requiring the aid of accomplices. Because of the secret and highly dangerous nature of the affair, it is completed quickly and never spoken of again.
She wants me bad - Imma try a sex heist when her husband is gone.
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them