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Something Jesus was staunchly against. Something I, a cooler sort of messiah, think is quite decent.
What everything on urban dictionary us about
Cookie: A pussy.
Glue: Cum
Hot dog: penis
Urban dictionary should be sex dictionary
i know that your bored and horny, but honestly, stop.
(just watch porn, or just have sex.)
its like...
when you...
uhh
when your uhh
hm..
yikes...
how to sex? 🔍
"step one: gert grilfrifned"
:(
go to fucking sex ed if you don't know what it means. like bitch what the fuck. how do you not know what sex is? anyway fuck off to the how its used section
Jimmy: i had sex with your mom, she is a mother fucking slow bow with cock sucking.
Alex: YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM?!
Jimmy: yea why not, she is a good lookin girl yk. You have a great mom, she gives you everything. Mines a bitch
Alex: i don't know you, who are you again? i'm sorry i can't remember if your off the streets...
To physically touch someone in a sexual manner.
Josh was laying on the bed when Sarah walked in. She was wearing some very sexy clothes. She climbed onto the bed, and crawled up to Josh. She swung her large titties in his face. Josh now has a boner. Sarah starts to kiss Josh passionately. He starts to take of her revealing shirt along with her bra. She takes his shirt off revealing his 6-pack. He starts peeling her underwear off with his teeth. Sarah takes his pants off and then his boxers. She starts licking Josh's large dick then she shoves it down her throat. She choked, making him have an orgasm. He cummed in her mouth and she swallowed it all. She pulled herself up, dragging her titties along his body. Their eyes locked. "Fuck me, fuck me hard." she said. He got on top of her gazing down her body. He put the tip of his penis up to the lips of her pussy. "If you want it you have to beg for it" he said. "Please, please daddy fuck me!" she screamed. He shoved his hard dick into her tight, wet pussy. She gasped. "Again!" She yelled. He pulled out. Then he pushed back in, this time with more force. She giggled. He kept going. Harder and faster. Again and again. He stopped and came down to her cum covered pussy and licked it. She laughed and said "That tickles." He smiled and licked again. "You taste good baby." he said. She giggled.
Bob walks in. "WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE FUCKING RIGHT NOW" "We finna make this a threesome"