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The activity of squeezing a bottle of shampoo into someone’s anal cavity
I was in my bedroom, getting changed. I hear a knock on my door, it was my best friend. "Go away. I'm changing." I said. "That's even better baby". He walked in, locking the door behind. I say, "what do you want?". "You." He pushes me onto the bed on starts to take off my lacy bra and panties. He takes off his. "Call me daddy now." He said. He starts to fuck me really hard. "Harder daddy!!" I scream. He found my g-spot, and fucks me into hell. I start cumming. I go onto him and start to ride him. One hour later, we finish up, all sweaty and full of cum. "Wanna be more than friends babe?" He asks me. I nod. "Same time tomorrow." "Than its a date." He says. "That was the best sex ever." I say. And it was.
A beautiful word made by god , It means that all persons will go to heaven if you shout \ this word at 3:33 am in front of ur mom.
When a man sticks his big 15 inch schlong in your ass until it rips through it and penetrates your titties
Man: I really want t o have sex right now
Woman: I do not wanna die!
Man: I was talking to that woman trying to comit suicide
Woman: Oh
Womansex: Yeah, time to die
Boi this aint no porn site, why are you taking your pants off.
Bruh he just searched sex in urban dictionary and he started to masturbate
when a peen and a veen connect
“wow your peen just went inside my veen, that’s sex”