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The sensation of extreme fatigue after blowing your load after sex or masturbation.
"I'm so exhausted; I can't move a muscle. I love sex but hate the cum crash afterwards."
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A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!
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A large jug filled to the brim with cum. Male or female cum, It doesn’t matter. As long as it’s cum it goes in the cum jug.
Omg, wow! Hollie is drinking the cum jug!
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A complete ho who is down to fuck at any time.
Guy: "Wanna smash? Im bored af..."
Cum Garage: "Yeah im down"
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A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.
I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."
Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.
Alan Cumming is a silver fox.
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After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.
You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.
"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.
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When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.
John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.
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