July 24

Little dick boy.

Jackson was totally born on July 24 th. (He's a little dick boy)

July 24

National give the last person you texted a gift day.

Kam: *gives kendall a gift*

kendall: what’s this for

kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift

March 24

Kiss your gf/bf on the lips

Thomas: kisses amy on the lips*
Amy: what was that for?
Thomas: it’s National kiss your gf day
Amy: oh yeah I forgot

It’s march 24th go kiss ur gf/bf

March 24

National Alexsandra day

(AKA Sandra)
Amazing Hilarious person with a personalized special day.
Alot of people celebrate this day or should.

Guy 1; dude do you know what day it is?
Guy 2; No what day is it?
Guy 1; March 24 national sandra day??!
Guy 2; OHH YEA NOW I REMEMBER.

March 24

March 24th is the national clingy day!
March 24 is the only day you have a reason to be as clingy as you want to your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Boyfriend: why are you being so fukin clingy?

Girlfriend: It's March 24, aka, national clingy day, deal with it

March 24

Nation rail your shortest friend day.

Don't be scared. Do it!!

Boy : "Let me rail you,it's march 24"
Short friend : "well it is March 24"

March 24

Fuck Your Female Best Friend Day

HUmP ME fUCk mERrE today is fuck your female best friend day March 24