German Mai Thai

When you piss in a girl as you are fucking her and hold her close as you whisper in her ear "Hail Hydra"

How do you know if Hydra is recruiting? He'll give you a German Mai Thai

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German Slip and Slide

More then 15 men urinate and deficate on a female while rolling around on a tarp

I cant believe the mess that was made when the frat house shit and pissed all over her during the German Slip and Slide last night!

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angry german dad

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad

1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.

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German Power Line

The act of doing anal whilst inserting an electrical cord into your partner's ass therefore electrocuting her, and at the same time the male partner does the Nazi salute and screams "Elektrizität".

Dude, I totally german power line'dthis chick last night

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German Scout Leader

One who wears short pants, yells far too much, and is of the homosexual persuasion. Almost always owns very expensive firearms, but is unable to use them properly.

Bjorn acted like a German Scout Leader when he went to Area 52.

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german hot tub

When a man pours beer in a bowl, then put is balls in it and a straw. He then blows bubbles into the bowl until erect. Then he drinks the beer.

I was so lonley last night, that I decided to go for a german hot tub

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German Meat Bomb

A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.

Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!

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