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When you get so extremely excited that your boner actually extends, breaks through the ceiling and hits the roof of the current facility you are in. If this is currently infeasible, it may be simpler to scream it to the heavens.
My parents were out of the house, I got the candles lit, and she said she would be over in ten. Can't even contain my rooftop boner right now...
ROOFTOP BONER!!!
When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.
" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."
An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.
I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.
When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.
Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.
An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs
My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner
The Format is much like Sumo Wrestling. You start in a circle with both members with hands on each others members. The goal is to pull or push the person out of the ring. Dismemberment is not a plus, but it does happen. If someone accidently orgasm during a match, they are disqualified. Also, the other person is not allowed to help the opponent to reach climax.
Dude, I watched puma and hero boner wrestling last night. They didn't let go for over an hour.
A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.
Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.