Rural Dictionary

crazy dan

The badest guitarist in the U.K.
Although world famous keeps a low profile in europe because he hates french people.
Got the badest hair eva!

wagwan crazy dan, can i have your autograph?

by luke goldie November 22, 2004

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Those select few people who cannot control their actions after or during consumption of alcoholic beverages. They are capable of anything from a simple drunk text or phone call to a vigorous dance move putting an entire bar/establishment in awe. It is even possible that they could randomly hook up with any member of the same and or opposite sex and tightly grip an innappropriate area for no reason at all. These types of people are to be shunned and ignored at all costs, or it could be the last sight of your life.

Eric : "Dude, look at those girls outside Phoggy Dog. WTF are they doing?"

Bryan : "Isn't that Special K and E.W.? I thought the bar got a restraining order on them for the craziness they caused last time?"

Eric : "Fuckin night crazies, man. Let's get out of here, quick!"

by GormsMyGorms October 28, 2009

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Crazy Train

A hooker, or prostitute who gets paid more than $40 to sleep with seven mental institution patients at the same time

I hired a hooker to do a "crazy train" with my inmates.

by Killa1992 January 28, 2010

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Crazy sandwiches

Cassy, Claire, and Mona because they are mean. People who send someone on a wild goose chase searching for non existant phrases. Thats right now I made one up about you fools. uh. What now.

Cassy: Lets be mean to jackson and call him a snake tosser
Mona: yeah sounds great because were meanies
Cassy: Yipee Ha Ha Ha im evil
mona: and ill be even meaner saying "Wouldn't you like ta know" and stuff
Cassy: Awesome thats why were crazy sandwiches.

by Frank Johnson November 11, 2005

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