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When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad
I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB
beating your meat
aka: "masturbating"
"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"
a wanker who liked to be the cuck
here comes joe, hes such a blue eyed pirate
A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.
I had a great cum but he wouldn't stop so I have him a " one eyed tuna"
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to become horribly cross-eyed ergo you cannot comprehend what is going on.
"That movie was so bad it made me billy-eyed!"
"I don't know what they were saying, it was all billy-eyed"
"That chick was so fine I got all billy-eyed and didn't get a date"
"$15 for a beer? That place is billy-eyed"