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When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.
Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.
Everyone's spirit animal , including josh duns . spooky Jim Christmas is spooky Jim around Christmas
Human 1# hey do you know if spooky jim Christmas has posted anything on twitter ?
Human 2# yeah......he kicked Tyler out of the band ...... again 😂
It's when you're sad because Christmas has passed, and you know that you're going to have to wait almost a year before the next time you get free stuff other than your birthday.
Bro 1: "You don't look so hot, are you okay?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."
A Christmas Card Friend is someone you never hear from except for the Christmas card that shows up in your mailbox every December.
I never hear from Joe anymore except when I receive his holiday card in the mail. He's become a total Christmas Card Friend.
A cocktail consisting of:
3 parts jack Daniel's Tennessee cider
1 part fireball
Shaken and poured over ice
Make me a "Billy ruined Christmas", I need to shake this feeling.
Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.
My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.
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When a group of police cars gather in a predominatley black neighborhood around the crack house and all have their lights on.
Looks like Jiggaboo Christmas lights outside. Rev Al, did you get that crack pipe from Santa?
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