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To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.
Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”
Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”
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The surprising act of sucking the oxygen out of someone's mouth when they lean in to kiss you.
The date went great until he vacuum kissed me outside my house! WTF!
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To smoke weed. To burn.
"After I kiss the sun, the world is better"
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n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.
When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.
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n. when you go to kiss someone and then sit on their dick instead
I gave Justice a sneaky kiss last December, and he LOVED it.
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A point blank, bare assed fart to the lips.
"Can I give you a mud kiss on the lips?"
"Yeah! Where else would you give a mud kiss?"
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A Finnish kiss, is when you kiss with someone else, and your lips get stuck together. As if they froze together, you have something sticky on your lips, or any other way you can possibly manage to get your lips stuck to another pair of lips.
Mary- It was so cold outside yesterday! Steve and I had a Finnish kiss!
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