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When your dick gets soft and a chick poops your dick out it resembles a limp lazy snickers
She was so ugly that the Viagra didn't even work it went soft and the b**** farted me right out of her a****** and my dick looked like a lazy Snickers covered up and caramel peanuts but it was just poop
A grandma who is so lazy thay she falls asleep while doing any activity (e.g., walking, talking, being a therapist)
Why are there so many cobwebs everywhere? Because lazy Oma hasn’t gotten up from her nap in months! She is probably dreaming about killing Slothie.
When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.
This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.
can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.
Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.
Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy
A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.
I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.
An endearing term for a galette, a flat pastry containing a sweet or savory filling with crumbly cheese.
Short on time but we have some goat cheese, I guess I'll make a lazy pie.