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Something left in ones underwear when their ass goblin doesn't do a good job.
No problem, my ass goblin will take care... aww shit, he aint doing his job!
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a douche who is obsessed with their own anus, as well as everyone else's. characteristics of a mark-us are an undeserved sense of self-worth, a know-it-all attitude, metro sexual clothing, a very disturbing fondness for the trombone, and an all-consuming fear that nobody actually likes you.
Did you see that guy beating off with trombone grease? What a mark-us!
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The COVID-19 vaccines and masks.
As described in the Bible, in the New Testament’s Book of Revelation, the Mark of The Beast is a symbol which indicates allegiance to Satan. Without the mark you won’t be able to buy, sell or participate in the beast system society, like schools, traveling, restaurants or the gym for example.
Mona: NYC mandates vaccines now.
John: I will never take the Mark of the Beast!
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Buddy:Hey man did you watch that new Mark Dice vid? It was hilarious!!!
Me:Yeah man he’s the best!
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Skid marks left in the shitter by a man.
Skippy took pride in the man marks he left in the toilet after dropping a huge dump.
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Quietly leaving a group activity on the early side without saying goodbye. Like an Irish Exit.
Hey man, did you Mark-out on us last night? You just disappeared - did you have to run to catch your canoe or something?
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