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The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.
Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!
Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
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When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.
After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.
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When you mix a line of cocaine into your joint or put some on top of a bowl.
I just loaded this jay with some straight shit, let's sneaux bake.
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When you go outside to grill up a steak, and while you are waiting/tending to it, you whip out your favorite smoking device and burn some herb.
Stoner 1: "Dude, let's get high before we eat dinner"
Stoner 2: "Dude, why don't we just steak 'n' bake?"
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A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!
Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.
Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.
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The act of being laid back and crazy symbiotically.
After I do a bunch of herion I may shake n bake.
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When you make cookies with your mom while getting stoned.
Jesse(Jacob's Step Mom)-"Jacob, pass the cookie dough and the blunt."
Jacob-"Man Jesse, we are getting baked again! You're Baked Mom!"
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