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Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."
When a girl poops on a guys chest while having sex in Kentucky
Yeah bro my girl and I were in Kentucky and she pulls a Kentucky penguin
Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!
when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.
me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.
The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.
I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night
This is the strict parent, who disciplines their children (or other children) publicly. Although the name may sound confusing, it’s an ironic reference to the the contrasts between how actual penguin mothers are incredibly loving and caring, versus the public disciplinarian.
This parent, in the middle of their children’s game, will charge the field, to yell at a referee, their son, or another kid. This is different from heckling, penguin parents are much more confrontational.