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When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin
1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng”
“That man over there is such a Penguin tent”
A pate like food, made from crushed penguins.
I caught a penguin today, I think I'm going to make it into a penguine terrine.
Sexual position where a fat girl keeps bouncing on the man's cock with an opened umbrella and a monocle.
Dude, did you heard about paula? She made the Gothan's Penguin on joshua last night, nuts!
Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:
A now-defunct massively multiplayer online (MMO) game released in March 2017 as the successor to the classic children's MMO Club Penguin, which was discontinued on the same day. The game served as a last-ditch effort to continue the franchise following its predecessor's decline in popularity and resulting demise. It was poorly received due to its initial mobile-only release, lack of content at launch and, like its predecessor, locking most features behind recurring paid membership. Due to a combination of these factors as well as competition from social media and other forms of children's entertainment, the game was a commercial failure. Club Penguin Island, and with it the Club Penguin franchise, was discontinued in December 2018.
Club Penguin Island will live on as an example of how to NOT revive a dying franchise.